Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Duckface moving to greener pastures

Did any of you watch Shahid Kapoor's performance at the Stardust Awards last month?


He did a medley of a few songs some of which I haven't heard in a LONG time. He wore REALLY tight pants and constantly grabbed his crotch when not thrusting it vigorously on stage. No, I am not kidding.


I mean, the guy is a good dancer, he shouldn't have to grab or thrust his pelvic region to grab eyeballs - his dancing should say it all.
Anyways, he finished up that performance with Munni Badnaam Hui. No, he wasn't the Munni, Duckface was. And she's got to be the worst Munni there ever shall be.
Her background dancers were a 1000 times better than her, her movements were terrible, her emotions were non-existent and her lip-synching was all wrong.
Malaika Arora must have jumped off a building or something when she saw that performance.


Watch it below if you don't believe me




Anyways turns out Shahid and Duckface got all chummy-chummy and decided to get to know each other better in bed
So Shahid invited Duckface to be his present for his birthday party in Goa where they did indeed get to know each other better. 
Back in Mumbai, when Momma Duckface (god, I hope she doesn't look like her daughter!!) came to town, Shahid was introduced to her too and now rumor has it that Shahid and Duckface are living together! Well, it does make the smushing more convenient.


Here's the fun part though. Apparently, Ranbir introduced his ex-smush buddy to Shahid at a party. I guess he must have gotten bored with her by then and conveniently passed her on to Shahid who was probably on the prowl for a new "good friend". Shahid liked what he saw and asked her to wrap herself for his birthday in Goa. 
Of course Duckface vehemently denies this...ha! we shall see!

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