He woke up, looked at himself in the mirror and went - Aw crap!!! I gotta be at the Colgate Maxfresh event!
He then rummaged through his closet for anything that looked whiter than his overall appearance, put it on and ran out the door.
No time to shave! No time to run a comb through that mop of hair! No time to wash that face!
And then he fell asleep posing for pictures.
Perfection!
Why did they even invite him? Have you seen his teeth?????
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