Crap-fest alert

Do you remember the 1st 3 seasons of the crap-fest called Swayamvar??
Our national controversy seeker, Ms Rakhi Sawant inaugurated the Swayamvar, made a big hoopla about getting married, then got engaged and after much drama broke up with Elesh Parujanwala.


Rahul Mahajan, in the news for all the wrong reasons was the "prize" in Season 2. A group of desperate women came from far and wide to woo him. One finalist got cold feet towards the end and dissed him in the press after he picked Dimpy Mahajan to be his bride. They got married and less than a year later, they were in the news because of Rahul's assault on Dimpy.


Ratan Rajput jumped at the money and was the bride for Season 3. However she didn't have the natural dramatics of Rakhi nor the hideous laugh of Rahul and she wasn't able to keep up the TRPs. The producers created some amateur drama in a desperate bid for ratings and she finally picked Abhinav Sharma to be her fiance. There is no news of the couple - they've been interestingly silent so far.


And so we are now at Swayamvar 4. Veena Malik, our neighbor who wants to give Rakhi Sawant a run for her money will be the latest to jump on the Swayamvar bandwagon. After holding out for more money keeping us all guessing, Veena finally revealed that she will look for a groom through the Swayamvar process. Yes, we know how well that's gone in the past.


Excerpts from her interview. 

Qualities she is looking for in her Mr Perfect
His religion and nationality don’t matter. Love tops the list. It has to be pure, pristine and unconditional. Then comes money. He has to be able to take care of me. Then comes looks. He has to be good looking. His shaksiyat (character) is important. There is a long list actually, but if he has these three qualities, then I can compromise on the others



Searching for a groom on national television
I had my apprehensions initially. I took six months to sign the show. My father was the most excited about the show. He said I may find my Mr Right on this platform. I too thought it was a good idea as I will get to meet guys from all over the globe. And the tasks that are specifically designed by psychologists are such that the boys’ true nature will definitely be revealed. In real life, you can never tell if someone is faking it. I’ve had two relationships and both failed because I was unable to judge them. So I really believe nothing could be more perfect than this platform.



Rakhi Sawant claims no one will watch her show because she is not an Indian…
(winks) Rakhi? Who’s that?


Ha!!

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