Bollywood celebrates at Screen Awards

So while most of Hollywood celebrated at the Golden Globes where Ricky Gervais became the real-life Michael Scott and spoke what was on everyone else's mind, ~~only the winners of the awards~~ Bollywood showed up to the Colors Screen Awards in Mumbai and had to endure SRK as their host for the evening.

Here is a list of winners. The Dirty Picture clearly dominated. And Ekta showed up in something that was not a bedsheet!!

Ra.One won the award for Best Special Effects - its so bad in Bollywood that a film that looked like a video game out of the 1990s won the award for Best Special Effects!! Sad!! And his cocky nonsense in Don 2 won him a Best Actor award.

List of winners and pictures follow -

Best Actor – Ranbir Kapoor (Rockstar)

Best Actress – Vidya Balan (The Dirty Picture)

Best Film – The Dirty Picture and Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara

Best Director – Milan Luthria (The Dirty Picture)

Best Actor in a Supporting Role – Saif Ali Khan (Aarakshan)

Best Actress in a Supporting Role – Aditi Rao Hydari (Yeh Saali Zindagi)

Best Actor in a Negative Role (Male) – Prashant Narayan (Murder 2)

Best Actor in a Negative Role (Female) – Priyanka Chopra (7 Khoon Maaf)

Best Actor in a Comic Role – Pitobash (Shor In The City)

Popular Choice Best Actor – Shahrukh Khan (Don 2)

Popular Choice Best Actress – Deepika Padukone (Desi Boyz)

Best Ensemble Cast – Hrithik Roshan, Katrina Kaif, Abhay Deol, Farhan Akhtar, Kalki Koechlin – (Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara)

Best Child Artist – Partho Gupte (Stanley Ka Dabba)

Best Actor on Debut – Divyendu (Pyar ka Panchnama)

Best Actress on Debut – Parineeti Chopra (Ladies vs Ricky Bahl)

Best Debut Director – Bejoy Nambiar (Shaitan)

Best Music – A R Rahman (Rockstar)

Best Background Score – Ranjit Barot (Shaitan)

Best Playback Singer (Male) – Mohit Chauhan (Sadda Haq – Rockstar)

Best Playback Singer (Female) – Shreya Ghoshal (Ooh la la – The Dirty Picture)

Performer of the Year – Ekta Kapoor.

Jodi Award – Shah Rukh Khan & Priyanka Chopra.

Best Lyrics – Prasoon Joshi (Achcha Lagta Hai – Aarakshan)

Best Story – Akshat Verma (Delhi Belly)

Best Screenplay – Akshat Verma (Delhi Belly)

Best Dialogue – Farhan Akhtar, Javed Akhtar (Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara) and Rajat Arora (The Dirty Picture)

Best Editing – Huzefa Lokhandwala (Delhi Belly)

Best Sound Design – Kunal Sharma (Shaitan)

Best Cinematography – R Madhi (Shaitan)

Best Special effects – Red Chillies (Ra One)

Best Production Design – Shashank Tere (Delhi Belly)

Best Choreography – Bosco Caesar (Senorita – Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara)

Best Action – Ra One

Best Costume – Niharika Khan and Moiz Kapadia (The Dirty Picture)

SRK and Kat danced to Teri Ore. she looks like she is in some form of physical discomfort . And SRK looks like he is kissing her with a vengeance!!

Ranbir Kapoor won for Rockstar. Deepika and Subhash Ghai presented the award to him. Apparently Subhash couldn't wait to pick his nose till he got off the stage. And Deepika tried to make Ranbir look taller (unsuccessfully)

SRK with his 3 presenters for the evening - Priyanka, Madhuri, Vidya

Ameesha Patel looking pretty, not gaudy...for once!

Asin all decked up - I didn't remember what the heck she did last year . Then I remembered that crap-fest called Ready

Thats Dino Morea with Pooja Bhart. Leather pants??? Really???

Deepika Padukone, her very HOT back and her RK-tattoo. Check out the creepo on the right checking her out.....Eeeeewwww!!

Is that Ekta Kapoor?? The woman who only wears dresses meant to be bedsheets???? OMG, such a transformation!! And I LOVE it!! Its not the best but this is SOOO MUCH better!

Vashu Bhagnani and ~~the star-son no one wants to act~~ with or launch his son Jacky Bhagnani napping between a shot

What are all these camera flashes for? You want my picture?? But I just woke up!

Beauty and the beast - Kalki with Anurag

Zombie-faced Katrina

Katrina, shaking what her mamma gave her to Chikni chameli

Priyanka Chopra - she's looked better

Priyanka Chopra won an award for "Best Actor in a negative role" for her weird Saat Khoon Maaf. C'mon!! They had to give her an award. Her beloved SRK won 2 :P