Filmfare bytes

SRK and Ranbir hosted the 57th Filmfare awards one day before SRK slapped Mr Farah Khan.
Maybe that's why he was pissed - no one liked his hosting and he won nothing at Filmfare. His shit-fest Ra.One won an award for Best Special Effects - again, not sure how coz it looked like a kid's video game from the 90s.
Why do they ask him to host anyways? He expects people to laugh at his jokes no matter how terrible they are. Anyways some pictures follow - 

Zoya Akhtar - she won for ZMND

Not sure why he came. Maybe coz it was his night out and he's take anything to get away from  his woman

I think I have a headache staring at Asin's dress for more than 30 seconds

bi-pa-sha basu. Why does the fabric look cheap?

OK she looks HOT minus the peeking right breast.

She usually looks hot but for some reason came looking like Meh! to Filmfare

Farhan Akhtar (who for ZMND as well) with his wife who decided to borrow her husband's suit since it was  laundry day  for her!

Imtiaz Ali with his wife

Beauty and the beast - Kalki and Anurag

The Kapoor sisters - apparently Karishma was constipated and  Kareena had her lips blown!

Our very own gayman Johar

R Madhavan and his wife - he reminds me of a brown butterball

Mr Nene with his famous wife - Madhuri. He looks like he was forced to smile. And you can stand closer, you are the husband, not an acquaintance....right??

Parineeti Chopra who won for LVRB - she needs a new stylist asap....maybe cousin Priyanka can give her some tips!

Ms Chopra herself - she won the Critics award for her weirdness in Saat Khoon Maaf

Rekha and her trademark gold sari

Shabana and Javed - both his kids won awards

Wow, at this rate, she will soon look like his grand-daughter - Sridevi, her half a ton of cosmetic surgeries and the guy who funds them - Boney Kapoor

Ugh...SRK

Urmila Matondkar and Manish Malhotra

Vidya Balan in her trademark sari - she won for her awesome performance in TDP

Vidyut Jamwal who rightfully won for his better-than-John performance in Force